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Girl:I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy:I know.
Girl:I love you!
Boy:I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl:Where is he?
Dad:Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl:(Starts crying)
Dad:Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

Tesla, is that you?
Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012